My daughter, Bianca, is almost 5 years old. She is a spin-artist like you cannot believe. The things she says to me with such serious conviction absolutely crack me up. Here's a conversation we had tonight. She was almost done with dinner and I put a cookie next to her plate. She immediately picked it up and put it to her mouth.
Me: "Please finish your dinner before you eat the cookie"
Bianca: (with cookie still on mouth) "I'm not eating it, I'm just warming it up!"